when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"
"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"
"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors.
listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus