piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

gnarly:

ppl who choose regular milk over chocolate milk at school lunch are not to be trusted


I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes

flygoing:

I love you


mrskidderkat:

Nicki Minaj speaking on why she hired Vlogger Beat Face Honey as her personal makeup artist

(Source: yungnics)